Me: I miss you
You: I miss you too
Me: Don't think I'm weird but I'm sleeping with that shit you left in the bathroom.
You: WHAT THE?!?!
Me: Yea, it smells like you and it makes me fell better when you're not here!
You: If you're trying to be cute or funny it's not working.
Me: OHHHHH MYYYYYY, I meant ****SHIRT